Whac-A-Wimp
Whac-A-Wimp: a giant fish hovers over three nervous cartoon leaders on a neon carnival stage

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Big egos.
Tiny nerves.

One fish. Sixty seconds. No dignity.

Step right up to the world's least dignified carnival. Tap the wimps, chase your best score and give some very big egos a very silly fish slap.

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Free to play · Offline · No ads · No in-app purchases · No account

60seconds per round
15oversized egos
1very large fish

The rules of the ridiculous

Small game.
Enormous egos.

Easy to start. A little harder to put down.

01

Spot. Tap. Slap.

Wimps pop up across nine holes. Tap before they retreat. Some need an extra helping of fish.

02

Keep the streak.

Chain your catches to build a combo. Eight in a row triggers Fever: six seconds of doubled multipliers and glorious panic.

03

Give peace a chance.

The blue Peace Dove is innocent. Leave it alone. A careless slap costs points — and a little dignity.

The world’s biggest egos

Meet the Wimps.

Fifteen oversized egos. One innocent bystander. Get to know the whole cast — and how to handle them when they pop up.

THE TANTRUMP, as seen in the game

WIMP 01

THE TANTRUMP

The biggest ego. The tiniest courage.

One tap. 10 points.

VLAD THE HIDER, as seen in the game

WIMP 02

VLAD THE HIDER

Strong pose. Fast retreat.

Quick escape. One tap. 20 points.

KIM JONG RUN, as seen in the game

WIMP 03

KIM JONG RUN

Supreme leader. Superior runner.

Three taps. 40 points.

LUKA DASHENKO, as seen in the game

WIMP 04

LUKA DASHENKO

Blink and he is gone! One tap. 30 points.

CHAIRMAN SHY, as seen in the game

WIMP 05

CHAIRMAN SHY

Takes his time. One tap. 15 points.

HERR QUITLER, as seen in the game

WIMP 06

HERR QUITLER

Big speeches. Little staying power.

Quick exit. One tap. 20 points.

JOSEPH STALLIN’, as seen in the game

WIMP 07

JOSEPH STALLIN’

Always stalling. Never standing tall.

Lingers a little. One tap. 15 points.

MAO ZEDON’T, as seen in the game

WIMP 08

MAO ZEDON’T

Big chair. Small courage.

One tap. 10 points.

BENITO FUSSOLINI, as seen in the game

WIMP 09

BENITO FUSSOLINI

All chin. No backbone.

One tap. 10 points.

AUGUSTO PANICHET, as seen in the game

WIMP 10

AUGUSTO PANICHET

Dark glasses. Bright yellow streak.

Quick escape. One tap. 20 points.

POL POUT, as seen in the game

WIMP 11

POL POUT

Puffs up. Backs down.

Quick retreat. One tap. 20 points.

SADDAM HUSHSEIN, as seen in the game

WIMP 12

SADDAM HUSHSEIN

Loud entrance. Quiet exit.

One tap. 15 points.

COLONEL GADAFFY, as seen in the game

WIMP 13

COLONEL GADAFFY

All shades. No spine.

One tap. 15 points.

BASHAR AL-SAD, as seen in the game

WIMP 14

BASHAR AL-SAD

Big portrait. Small courage.

Quick exit. One tap. 20 points.

GENERAL PANIC, as seen in the game

WIMP 15

GENERAL PANIC

All medals. No mettle.

Crack the helmet. Two taps. 25 points.

PEACE DOVE, as seen in the game

DO NOT HIT

PEACE DOVE

Let it be! Hitting it costs 30 points.

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One more round?

Turn up the show.
Or take it easy.

Classic brings the bustle. Chill gives you more time to react. Each mode keeps its own personal best, right on your device.

Set the mood with four soundtrack pieces by Arden Brisold, sampled sound effects and a carnival full of colour. Music, effects, haptics and reduced motion are yours to adjust.